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Lifeinvader CEO Tanner Voss says the alleged foreign spy he dated "only asked about the algorithm on the first date." By the closing bell, Lifeinvader had lost a quarter…
He was at 13 percent a week ago. Now he is second, ahead of Jock Cranley, Dax Corvin, Ben Dover and Terry Potts, and his supporters say the tax pledge is why.
John Politician is second, Jock Cranley has fallen to third and Dax Corvin is fourth. Voters will also decide seven propositions, including an 80 mph speed cap on every…
DEL PERRO, SAN ANDREAS — A deadly officer-involved shooting involving agents from the Federal Investigation Bureau (FIB), the Los Santos County Sheriff's Office, and the…
SAN ANDREAS - The San Andreas Office of Space Weather and Near-Earth Observation says it is tracking more objects headed this way. In an advisory released early Tuesday,…
VESPUCCI BEACH, SA: Residents along South Vespucci Beach are still asking what came down out of the sky Tuesday evening, and the answers they’ve received so far have…
DEL PERRO PIER BRIDGE EXPLOSION LEAVES LOS SANTOS SEARCHING FOR ANSWERS LOS SANTOS, SAN ANDREAS — Several Days After the Incident Several days after a devastating…
ULSA admissions are officially OPEN! Download the ULSA App to apply today and instantly secure your Same Day Shell Grant. Why wait weeks for standard federal aid when…
BLAINE COUNTY — Three law enforcement officers were injured and a recently renovated rental home was burned to the ground Thursday after a two-day crime spree that ended…
PALETO BAY, San Andreas — The Paleto Bay Police Department has once again taken a major quantity of illegal narcotics off the streets following a significant drug…
Whizz Wireless has entered into an exclusive carrier agreement for a new smartphone expected to reach San Andreas stores within months, according to internal documents…
A PHOTOGRAPH. That is all it took. One photograph, taken by a person who has asked us to describe them only as "terrified and employed," and now everything you believed…
Vespucci Beach, San Andreas - September 21, 2026 The Vespucci Beach Police Department is beginning a new chapter under the leadership of Chief Kevin Hamilton, with the…
Over 30 Bricks of Heroin Seized as Suspect Attempts to Flee, Bystander Shot and Vehicle Stolen
The bloodstained dust of Sandy Shores has become the latest backdrop for a tale of violence that left one Blaine County deputy dead and another suspect shot by law…
PALETO BAY, SAN ANDREAS — The Paleto Bay Police Department has announced the appointment of Blaine County Sheriff’s Office Corporal Skyler James as its new Chief of…
BLAINE COUNTY — Preparations are in their final stages for the annual Blaine County Fair, which organizers say will be the largest iteration of the event in recent…
UNDISCLOSED LOCATION — Weazel News Staff Report Weeks after fleeing Sandy Shores by private jet, former Mayor Chumley BigChum has resurfaced — first in a tourist's…
Troopers O'Leary and McKay from Southeast Region, Troop Barracks D. Had a great time with the grand ol' medical staff at Lundendorff Medical! Assisting with collecting…
BLAINE COUNTY — The Braddock Tunnel along the Great Ocean Highway has collapsed after a series of explosions tore through the passage late last night, trapping an…
A routine structural inspection of the Braddock Tunnel completed last month identified several maintenance deficiencies within the aging passage, according to documents…
Inside the Complaints Piling Up Against Tinkle Car Insurance
BLAINE COUNTY — The Senora Freeway bridge will remain closed for the foreseeable future after a chain-reaction crash involving a fully loaded Boom Daddy's Fireworks…
Attorneys say confusion between two words led to a night in county lockup
Township pitches "Paleto 128" weeks after Sandy Shores' Semiquincentennial ran into eight figures and $250 lots
Sandy Shores mayor calls photos "out of context," admits to one detail
SANDY SHORES — The Township of Sandy Shores has been awarded $1.3 million in federal disaster relief funding to address damage from the riots that tore through the…
New administration's first major initiative comes as cleanup continues and financial probe into predecessor widens
WeazelTech recertifies results after FIB-ordered recount; fuller probe into rigged original count continues
SANDY SHORES, Blaine County — Chumley BigChum has been re-elected as the Mayor of Sandy Shores with 6,083 votes (54%) — a result now under federal scrutiny after the…
Rival Says King "Playing Cop for Cameras"
LOS SANTOS, SAN ANDREAS — In one of the largest energy acquisitions in recent San Andreas history, Apex Energy has officially completed its purchase of the Palmer-Taylor…
PALETO BAY — A high-speed pursuit along Great Ocean Highway ended in spectacular and gruesome fashion yesterday when a fleeing Bugstars van, allegedly involved in a…
SANDY SHORES — With the special election just weeks away, Sandy Shores voters are facing a genuine three-way contest for the first time in over a decade, as incumbent…
In a move critics are calling either "genius" or "the dumbest thing since the Alamo Sea clean-up initiative," the Mayor's office announced today a proposal to ban fire…
Hit new tech firm blankets the county in cameras — Sheriff calls it "safety,"
SANDY SHORES — Reconstruction begun on the Blaine County Sheriff's Office earlier, nearly two days after a fuel tanker explosion left much of the building a charred,…
MOUNT GORDO — A wildfire has broken out in the forested area surrounding Mount Gordo, just north of the Great Ocean Highway, prompting close monitoring from federal land…
An attacker seized Blaine County's emergency radio frequencies as cellular service collapsed across the region. Hours later a state trooper was shot, a wrong-way pursuit…
Sandy Shores Marina hosted the "250 San Andreas" Independence Day event this week, drawing what organizers are calling record attendance and what residents are calling a…
Website: https://250sanandreas.flamenetcloud.com/ SANDY SHORES, BLAINE COUNTY — Sandy Shores is gearing up for what organizers are calling the biggest Fourth of July…
Shares of CKST (Cockstar Games) climbed sharply across the BAWSAQ today following the recent release of the official cover art and first trailer for the studio’s…
Just over a month after the horrors of Paleto Bay, the Federal Investigation Bureau dropped a bombshell late this evening: the man they believe orchestrated that night…
Residents have been told to stay indoors. Nobody from the Humane Senora Nature Exhibit is answering the phone . Beginning shortly before dawn this morning, units from…
The Humane Senora Nature Exhibit drew record crowds at a grand opening officials are calling "flawless." The trees are still mostly upright. Nobody is asking where they…
A massive, coordinated cartel assault has reduced portions of Sandy Shores to rubble this evening, leaving the desert community shaken and the Blaine County Sheriff's…
A massive construction effort appeared seemingly over the last few days on a stretch of recently rezoned desert land, bringing hundreds of workers, a constant roar of…
A coordinated swarm of costumed criminals brought Paleto Bay to its knees, leaving a trail of burning buildings, stolen vehicles, and honked horns that witnesses…
LOS SANTOS — What began as a routine rush hour along the Del Perro Freeway turned into a catastrophic scene of fire, twisted steel, and mass panic earlier today, as a…
LOS SANTOS, SAN ANDREAS — A late-night visit to the Vanilla Unicorn ended in an unusual workplace injury for a uniformed Federal Investigation Bureau (FIB) agent after a…
Los Santos — Laymo, the autonomous vehicle company that has spent the last years quietly convincing residents of other cities that being driven around by a car with no…
SAN ANDREAS — Federal authorities confirmed late Thursday evening that two former operatives of the now-defunct International Affairs Agency have been taken into custody…
